| A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms.
Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger
and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that
he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he
has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have
this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an
inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains
that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back
office.
She finds the manager and says: "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants
to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant "I
mean, what is this?"
So the bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack,
Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Q:
What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
Q: Why are frogs
so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them! |
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Q: How does a frog feel when he
has a broken leg?
A: Unhoppy.
Q: What happened to the frog's
car when his parking meter expired?
A: It got toad!!
Q: What is a frog's favorite game?
A: Croaket.
Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign language.
Q: What is the thirstiest frog
in the world?
A: The one who drinks Canada Dry!
The Frog
and the Engineer
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke
up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful
princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned
it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn
me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into
his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told
you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for
a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
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