| FROGS
By Joe Paddock
At that time there was still a pothole
over every hill, and the frogs in the fall
swarmed like maggots in the carcass of a dead horse.
Sometimes, after the coming of the cars,
they had to get out the blade to scrape the slick
of crushed frogs off that road that circles Stork Lake.
One sunny Saturday afternoon in late September,
more than forty years back now,
down around the bay,
about fifteen town kids began to herd frogs
up from the water's edge where they lay
dozing in the sun by thousands,
big heavy leopard frogs that would stretch
nine, ten inches from nose to dew claw.
They herded them slowly
up over Anderson's pasture hill.
You would've thought it was wind through grass
sweeping ahead of them.
Herded them up onto the road into town,
herded them with real care, losing a few here and there,
but maintaining the mass
(some guessed five thousand, some ten)
and at the corner of Sixth,
they turned them, losing maybe forty dozen
which bounced on over Hershey's lawn,
confusing the be Jesus out of their old basset hound, Monty,
who, after sniffing and poking with his paw,
sat down and howled at a thin sliver of day moon
in the sky.
Old Mrs. Angier said she first heard a sound
like five thousand hands patting meat,
and when she looked up the street, she saw
these kids, serious and quiet, with a grey-brown wave,
like swamp water to their knees,
rolling along in front of them.
Mrs. Angier said, "Now, you never heard a word
from a single one of those kids.
They were silent and strange with that haze of a wave
rolling along in front of them.
Just that patting sound
times five thousand.
It tell you, it made the goose flesh roll
up my back and arms!"
The boys claimed later that they had no plan,
but, when they came alongside "Horse" Nelson's
Fixit Quick Garage - which contained
maybe a halfdozen brokendown cars
and "Horse" and Allen, his son, and "Windy"
Jeffers -
one kid barked: "Bring 'em on in!"
And they turned that herd of frogs on a dime
(they were herding easy by this time),
and ran them through the entranceway.
Young Jim Hedeen grabbed the handle
of the sliding door and rolled her shut,
and those kids vanished like fifteen rabbits
into whatever weed patch they could find.
Well, hell, you can imagine.
"Windy" was on his back working upward on a spring
when those slimy devils started sliding all over him.
They say he mostnear tipped that Model A on its side
getting out of there. And "Horse,"
who was no doubt nearly through his daily pint
of peach brandy, dropped a cam shaft
on Allen's toe and ran and hid in the can,
and Allen, who'd been mean and noisy
from his first sqawk on, began hopping one-footed
amidst that froth of frogs. (And you know
how they have a way of climbing
up the inside of your pants, all wet
and with those scratchy little claws!)
Allen, slam-banging whatever came to hand,
tipped a couple cars from jacks and screamed:
"I'M GONNA GET KEVIN KLIMSTRA FOR THIS!"
Fortythree years have passed,
but those frogs have never quit rolling
from the tongues of people around town.
It's one of those stories you learn early
and carry with you, and measure
the taste of life by
till the day you die.
Copyright © Joe Paddock 1985, from Earth Tongues
(Milkweed Editions 1985)
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FROG
ACROSTICS
by Nicole
Friends like playing with my frog.
Ron is my frog's name.
Of all my pets, Ron is my favorite.
Grandma gave me Ron.
Sarah likes playing with Ron the most.
by Kristen
Freddy is my frog's name.
Robert likes my frog Freddy.
Often Freddy Frog croaks and leaps.
Gumdrops are Freddy's favorite food.
Sure, you can come over to learn about Freddy.
Nicole and Kristen are 2nd graders at Bradford
Woods School.
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FROGS SINGING IN THE HOT TUB
by Kelley Wilkinson
Q: I have frequently rescued frogs beginning to be swallowed
by snakes around my pond.(The usual method is to grab the snake
by the tail; I think it is so shocked that it just lets go.ie,
backs up, and the frog hops away. One was more deeply immersed
than most and was an interesting pink color. Do you think it had
started to be digested, or could this be some kind of deformation?(
I live in the mountains of North Carolina.)
Q: Are there any user friendly books out there on frogs for those
of us who are not scientists but would like to know A LOT more
about them? We are especially interested in social aspects. (We
have had some pretty amazing experiences with frogs. Once we had
two living in our hot tub(the pond was about 50 feet away.) I
was terrified that they might get sucked into the filter so I
relocated them to the pond. For some reason, I didn't put them
in the same location, but about 40 feet away from each other.
They hopped out, found each other, and proceeded back to the hot
tub.(This took about an hour.) I think the realization that they
not only knew where they wanted to be, but who they wanted to
be with, changed my life forever. One evening , my husband and
I were singing(Actually, we were humming) in the hot tub and about
6 tree frogs climbed up to the edge to observe. As we continued
to sing, one jumped into the water, swam across, climbed up on
my shoulder and started to sing with us! Does anybody write about
stuff like this?
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Jeremiah was a Bullfrog...
by Christiana :)
I have a friend named Jeremiah that is like my guardian angel.
I nicknamed him Bullfrog (Jeremiah was a Bullfrog...) and he kept
giving me frogs as presents after that. Now I have necklaces,
figurines, stuffed animals, even snowglobes. I just started buying
frogs every where I went. Frogs just remind me of my bond with
Jerry, especially when I don't see him for long periods of time.
As he's always told me, "You've got to kiss a lot of frogs
before you find your prince."
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July 2, 1998
Dear Hamline University:
As you know, frogs are endangered species. They come in all shapes
and sizes, including the largest...the Bullfrogs. They make out
the largest croaks at night. Baby frogs are called tadpoles. They
are smaller than pebbles. Tadpoles grow up into frogs, who can
catch flies and bugs with their tongues. Doesn't this tale make
you feel green in the gills?
Signed,
Willie V.
PS-Frogs are terrific!
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April 7, 1998
Hello my name is Emily Anne Wilkes. I
would like to participate
in the thousand friends of frogs program! I
will watch the frog
ponds by my house. They have tadpoles in them.
I love frogs!! I pledge to watch them. I go there every
2 days. The reason
I want to help is
because people arn't
taking care of the ponds.
Here is a picture of
how the place looks.
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| Journal Entry 4-27-99
by John Caddy
The chorus of spring peepers
unfolds my heart tonight,
this loud love song from deepest time
that every year cries Now!
For each piped note
a small frog hangs in water cold
or clings to a cattail blade, and makes
a huge thin bubble of his throat
to release it in
this sweet piercing of night
that overwhelms the dark
it is so bright.
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